"I found it in the garden and put it in my nose — but it keeps on moving..." (Photograph © Joyce Sotski)

"Why can't I? It tastes like people-food. (Photograph © Jutta Dewitt)

"He stood in front of my bike and asked for my driver's license. I told him I didn't have one..." (Photograph © Joyce Sotski)

From the mouths of babes...

"This cereal's a joke! Give me some REAL Food!" (Photograph © Angie Rogers)
If animals could talk... what would they say?

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I was cesarean born. You can't really tell, although whenever I leave a house, I go out through a window.
— Steven Wright (author)